Outer space

Froggy chews the blaze instead of smoking it.  “Froggy! Do u think dis is a small white dick” screams Commando. “When you are not looking, I’m going to burn u with this cigarette”. Bulletproof by La Roux plays in the background.

Dem Aburoy boys still maintain their Aburoy mentality even in highness. Hugging the stuff like it’s the Holy Grail. Commando makes good on his promise and burns Froggy repeatedly, triggering a series of laughs. Skywalker with the coolest name of them all keeps screaming hey! cuz he had to stop Froggy from taking too much.

“Calm down Fat-Ass, it’s just Nonso not the DSA” says Commando; Fat-Ass was too fidgety like he didn’t know he would be the first to get caught if they had to run. It finally got to Skywalker’s turn; he was in slow mo for at least six seconds, felt just like he was kissing her again probly cuz he gets horny when he’s up there. 

One more time by Daft punk is next on the playlist. Skywalker found he could apply Ivan Pavlov’s conditioning theory here. One more time +Mary J = Conditioning. Since everyone was listening to One more time when high, he reasoned that  if this was repeated occasionally, a day would come when all he’d have to do is play One more time and everyone present would get high. Classical conditioning, period.

Daft punk’s Aerodynamic is on, Commando doesn’t like it. Skywalker gets really serious about Mary J passing him again. Froggy tries to discredit Skywalker’s thoughts, “I’m not saying rubbish Froggy…u re a demented fag” Skywalker says as  Froggy tries to stop Skywalker from writing it down.

Alien starts being a high slut by asking if he can light the last one even when they decide to wait for Fat-Ass. Fat-Ass was probly chatting shit at Wamise by now, one can only imagine. It reminded Skywalker of when they went to Capital land last semester.

Still on Daft punk, Around the world is next on the playlist. It is at this time Skywalker realizes that he is a Keyboard jockey when high. “As in, Fuck DJ Hitch, I’m KJ Skywalker” he murmurs to himself. Keyboard Jockeys rule. He does the Robot dance as Around the world fades out into Daft punk’s Robot Rock.

Some babes finally pass by, Skywalkerr was getting tired of the male bonding. It was getting too gay thanks to Froggy’s presence J. Froggy says that the girls are ugly and everyone knows y he said dat. FAG!. The group sights a “Small ass fresher”  according to Commando’s high gospel, who was accompanied by stupid fresher guy who thinks he’ll get lucky but will not unless he rapes the girl. This is cuz even if she does she want it, she has to have an excuse for giving it up.

By this time Skywalker is so buzzed he begins making X-ray hand signs..Even he doesn’t know what that means. Alien imposes his will on everyone by lighting the last spliff regardless of their smoky protests.

David Guetta – Love is Gone, Next on the playlist. Skywalker starts thinking that he and Alien should open a writing company…like magazine or some shit like that so people can follow their write-ups like on Twitter but for a price J. Commando thinks D’banj is the governor while talking about smoking and shitting.

Right now, It looked as though Skywalker was in a wrestling match with frontal gravity, the stuff was pushing his face backwards.

To be continued..................