Post G

OFFICIALLY A POST G!!!

Tick tock :)

"Now listen to me baby…Oh! Oh! Oh… before I luv n leave u… Oh! Oh! Oh… they call me heartbreaker… Oh! Oh! Oh… i don’t wanna deceive u" I’m only gonna break break ur break break break ur heart - Taio Cruz

Yes, so graduation is on Sunday, 3 days away, and all of a sudden evry1 is being nice to me and wanting to have a chat with me, evry 1 tells me how much they’ll miss me and  how sad they are at my departure….well that’s bullshit ppl, u go thru all the stages of ur life experience with some1 and it is only at his or her departure that the person’s importance to u becomes eminent, they say u don’t know what u’ve got until u’ve lost it, one wud have thot that by now ppl wud have learned to apply the morale of that message to their daily lives. No one seems to have time for ppl these days, the days of being friendly to everyone have been erased by the advent of the social ladder…”OMG! I heard ur leaving us, that’s so sad, life is not fair” Hogshit! Bullshit! Dogshit!. Take ur sentiment and shove it up ur ass! I don’t need it, why wud I need it now dat I’m exiting this bitch? Anyways on the flipside, it’s always nice to know that a few ppl cared about ur existence as a friend once said to me and I agree “ It’s better to be Infamous than to be unknown” Any publicity, even negative is better than social oblivion. I’m not ranting or being personal as some of u may begin to assume, the reverse is even the case, got too many friends everywhere that I don’t even need. I’m just saying make the most of what u’ve got now b4 it’s gone. Girls, don’t wait until dat boy is graduating before u tell him dat u have fancied him for a while. Boys, grow some balls, stop toying with that girl, if she really likes u, don’t waste time, grow some tumor in ur balls or better yet jus grow some balls and act fast…time waits for no one

Its Graduation weekend for me baybee!!!! Can’t wait for Sunday, B.Sc (Business Administration (Management) from the American University of Nigeria.  I’m getting my gown and hat today and I’ll be outta here by Tuesday morning.

Cheers J

Back from the dead

Vampires: the undead, humans brought back from the realm of the dead to feed on us humans. Im pretty sure that breath of air they take in once they punch a hole through the earth is exhilarating, it gives back that life which had previously been taken from them. It is an uplifting feeling.

Hercules or Herakles and the messenger-god Hermes had done it several times. Orpheus, Perseus (clash of the titans 2010 movie) did so as well. Their conquests into the dark reaches of the underworld have been the stuff of myths and legends and today, I proudly announce my induction into the pantheon of underworld conquerors and esteemed creatures of the night.

Energized, That is how I feel right now , initially destined for academic Hades, after being selected for suspension pending the test results upon my apprehension for possession of illegal substances, I conquered the 3 headed dog Cerberus that was the disciplinary committee by testing NEGATIVE  and made my way back to earth with a raised head, thumping my chest.

Once again, I remain a Post G, No more under G. God and his army of female Spartan angels were definitely there to see me thru. Big ups to the G upstairs, I’m ultimately grateful.

Cheers J