Saturday, March 27, 2010

In search of H

Twas the fifth of the seven moons again and they began the search for H, the unholy grail, they started off in Indomie Village just north of the Main land characterized by the alphabet hills and Volpee mountains. The night was still a child and they began making preparations to ensure that they found H. Sir Lancelot, Sir Rocketboots and Esquire Froggy, all Knights and esquire of the High Table respectively, were up to the task.
They get on their giant white horse Dibus, which they had won after defeating the legendary dragon named Skoolfis, and set off towards the mainland so that Rocketboots could pick up his lady. Swords sheathed and armor shining in the moonlight; they disembark and make their way to the CC hill where Sir Rocket boots fair lady was to be found. He goes into the castle and emerges later with his lady, clad wonderfully in scarlet robes and shoes. He then looks at his map and suggests that they tread towards the EE hills to meet a certain Sage by the name of Nadroj, as he was considered wise in the ways of getting to the unholy grail.
Rocketboots emerges from castle EE with the news that the unholy grail was currently being guarded by a Mysterious beast names Beegee and that its new lair was somewhere between the Indomie village and the mainland. And so the knights alongside the lady and the esquire move to mount Dibus back to towards the Indomie Village.
On the return journey, they encounter the mysterious dancer D and her friend the fierce, warrior princess T who also happened to be on the same mission. As they traverse the land, they find no lair in sight but what they do find assures them that the sage knew what he was talking about. It was a piece of the unholy grail, white and cuboid in shape, glistening in the sand. However there were no signs of human or beastly activity in the area. The group then proceeded towards Indomie village. Rocketboots was busy getting enchanted by his scarlet princess so Lancelot and the rest of the group moved somewhere else to further explore the fascinating properties of this legendary item.
A few incantations with fire showed them where the rest of the grail was to be found but unfortunately their journey to the place where H was, would take more than a day and more people. So they waited a day.

7 comments:

  1. okay..my reaction..looooooooooooooool..and ????

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  2. This is too funny. Nice one!

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  3. iLike.... u av a way wiv words....lol....

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  4. So lemme get this ryt ... you, Bode, Yvonne, and sm1 else went to Jordan to get blaze ... then found DeeDee n Taio, got the blaze, but dint get high??? wow!!!

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  5. @JayAugg, LOL!

    @WierdSirra, this is pretty good.

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  6. Aww augustine u spoilt d fun for everyone now. Anyways I am in no way featured in this story :)
    @Rudegirl that's the fun part (for me at least) there's no part 2. The story ends there. Sorry for fuckin up ur by leaving u hanging. Could continue but I'd rather not,just for giggles ;)

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  7. Er JayAugg,

    Have you ever met a high dude before?

    He's so fucking happy and it seems nothing can bring him down.

    He's all smiley and laughing at stupid shit.

    Unfortunately something can bring him down.

    That thing is called the buzzkill.

    The buzzkill.

    You killed the buzz of this post by calling everybody out.

    I'm not high now so I'm not angry or sad.

    Don't get it twisted.

    But...

    You should probably steer clear of high dudes in the future.

    Lol.

    Peace.

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