Agony Uncle #1: L.W is going to solve your problems

Saw this on Platform and decided to do the same here.

Some of you have problems you’d rather not discuss with friends, family or anyone you know for that matter and that’s why you send in those problems to the Dear Sarah or Dear Betty columns in newspapers. These columns are known as Agony Aunt or Agony Uncle Columns.

On WierdScript, when these problems arise, we turn to the controversial, edgy, uniquely dressed, attention seeking, paper rockstar L.W to answer our questions. His advice is so good, blunt and 100% guaranteed to lift your spirits…or Not but anyways, it is SOoo good that it would be unfair not to share his knowledge and experience with you, the lucky readers.

Here’s how it works:

Questions are asked anonymously with an emotional signature left behind e.g My roommate never likes to share but always loves to get stuff – Angry Johnny or My BF stares at other babes too much – Jealous Jennifer.

Shoutout from L.W himself:

" Be yourself cuz life is too short to be anyone else”

Please mail all your problems, nude pics and emotional turmoil “anonymously” to this mail!  tremojika@gmail.com.

P.S. It is said that dolphins cry blood at the sound of L.W’s voice. :)