Friday, April 2, 2010

Agony Uncle #2

Alright!!! So in good faith, some of u were kind enough to share with us some of the stuff that’s been bothering ur wonderful minds. We gladly appreciate the opportunity to play shrink anytime and encourage you to keep ‘em coming.  Here’s what we’ve got thus far:
Q. Dear L.W, I’m roommates with a girl who has every problem in the book she’s a slob, smoker and alcoholic amongst other things. She generally has an annoying attitude and I don’t think talking will do much good. What to do. - Disgusted Jane
A. Switch roommates its that simple.
Q. Dear L.W, my roommate is this evangelical Christian brother who stays up all night reading the Bible and trying to convert me from my sinful ways. He is kind of overbearing and authoritative and I don’t know how to tell him off without seeming like I’m disrespecting religion. - Pissed off Michael
A. Tell him you respect his religion but he cannot force it on you, and that if he was indeed a true Christian he should understand that.
Q. Dear L.W, I’m currently faced with a big dilemma, on one hand, there’s this guy whose kinda the hidden bad boy type, The kind of stuff that’s good for fantasies and ish however I have a bf already but he’s been trying to seduce me since and I don’t want to do anything to piss of my current boyfriend cuz I really like him, Help! – Confused Amy
A. If you really fantasize about this guy, you should go for it. Your boyfriend does not have to know, you are young now you only get to do this now. On the other hand you should beware and try not to let your boyfriend know. So you have your boyfriend and have also fulfilled your fantasy. It’s a win-win.
Q. Dear L. W, there is a girl I used to like but I’ve lost the flame for and now I’ve seen her with another guy and I still get a little pissed any ideas on how to stop this? - Disturbed Dan
A. Dear Disturbed, you either forget about the girl or move on, or if you really like her you should approach her and make a move, she might just feel the same way about you. You never know until you try.
Q. Dear L.W, I’m stuck between two boys one is sweet cute caring and all and the other is more like the kind of guy I wud want, what should I do?. - Confused M
A. Dear confused, you should go for the guy that you really want because you could settle for mr cute and caring and still not be happy.

3 comments:

  1. Dear Disturbed Dan, if u reading this, stop acting acting softer than a baby's genitals and leave her alone. Its either dat or u confront her.
    Confused Amy, ur problem is as a result of the conflict btwn ur head and ur genitals. Word of advice: Always listen to ur genitals.:) jus kidding but its wat id do anyways
    @Confused M: Same as Amy
    @Michael, tell ur Mr Religion roommate guy to ease off a little. Better yet offer to introduce him to things of the world. Trust me he'll back off quickly. Besides i was dis cussing somtin wiv sum1 and we came to a conclusion that religion only continues to exist because of the fear of hellfire and not the fear of God as the lord God would like.
    @Disgusted Jane, im sure u disgust her and many other ppl in so many ways dat u dont knw, so dont be so quick to judge.
    I have passed my judgement. Cases dismissed :)

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