GeekRant

So I scored the highest on our first INF quiz, Big deal…….the closest person to me on the grade range was a full 5 marks behind. Again, BIG DEAL. Sad thing about this is now, some guy or some chick with whom ive had nothing more than eye contact will decide to get my phone number, or maybe even my room number or maybe sit next to me next class trying to start up a conversation about something I don’t give a shit about.

Yes, yes its ur typical geek story, u’ve heard it before, im blogging stale gist, whatever. The thing is, its FREAKING annoying ok? I can c right thru every move ur making because ive seen all those moves a thousand times already! Interest me with something new because im just going to play along with u and end up being of no use to in the end.

One time, this fat pseudo intellectual girl that loved answering questions in class tried some shit. I say pseudo intellectual because I know uve met dem types before. U know, those ones that never keep their mouth shut and make others think they are in the top 5% of their class by confusing lecturers to hide the fact that what they are saying, (Take a deep breath there, I know the sentence was long but its like that for dramatic effectJ) is nothing but a steaming pile of SHIT!

Anyways, the teacher asks us to group ourselves for a project and she’s sitting in front of me when all of a sudden, she turns her king kong carcass around to say cheekily J “You want to join our group, right?”. God strike me down if I didn’t want to puke there. I replied with a polite “No! I do not want to join ur fucking group thank you…im not doing groups dis semester J”

Now I know some of u r saying he’s a beauty racist, if she was a hot chick he wouldn’t complain blah blah blah….yes ur probably right but in any case that’s not my main issue here. The point is that u know, u can like to be someone’s friend first before u start showing ur stupid gold-digging nature to the person. All of a sudden im cool because INF 201 test 2 is on Friday and u just came to sit here with me because u just had to discuss Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf’s disco light relationship with me or how drogba was so mean to arsenal last week.

Take a chill pill ok? Dudes and Dudettes. All you have to do is know how to read and READ, the rest will take care of itself. Its particularly annoying to me because im not really the sharpest pin in the stack, I answer most of my questions with common sense or something I learned from watching Californication. So u know, the next time u get that bright spark of confidence to become a one minute friend, I suggest u either come up with something that would blow my mind so hard that I cant say no to, or fuckin take time out to read. :P J